This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YES." See?). I'm going to buy one and use it to sneak booze and snacks into the next Guardians Of The Galaxy movie. I just loved the first one so much. Especially the part with Owen and his gang of raptors. "I think you're confusing your Chris Pratt movies." I just love him so much he makes my brain melt like ice cream in a sauna.
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Thanks to Elizabeth B, who just bought one and now wants a Groot coat rack to hang it on when she comes home.