WTF: Guy Attaches Nerf Suction Cup Darts To His Eyeballs

June 26, 2015

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This is a video of Charles Tietjen sticking Nerf suction cup darts to his contacts and looking around like some sort of ultra creeper. I guess it was smart of Charles to only stick the darts to his contacts because I don't wear contacts and now both my eyeballs are hanging out of their sockets and I can only see the bottom row of my keyboard and my penis.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to JP, who tried to do the same thing with toilet plungers and now has two really bad eye infections.

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  • Kay

    REMEMBER ME, EDDIE?!

  • shashi

    CUT TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM
    "Yeah he got me right on the cornea... twice!"

  • DrZanz

    Fuck spiders, this is real 'nope!' material.

  • Xockszky

    I am NOT watching that video. How did he take them out without pulling his eyes out? AAAH! i could barely even type that!

  • asdfasdf

    spoiler--didn't :(

  • MustacheHam

    Presenting the Nerf Contact Lense!

  • doopie

    scruffy-looking nerf herder

  • Koolhaas

    guy has some serious callouses from contact lenses. This hurts my corneas just watching this.

  • Jenness

    I can't imagine how this would not result in an infection or injury of some sort.

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