Thanks, Jurassic World: Pet Raptors Are The New Pet Cats

June 16, 2015

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That last electric outlet -- it's been partying.

This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense considering modern cats actually evolved from raptors. "That is not true." Excuse me, but who's the dinosaur expert around here? "Wanting to have sex with something doesn't make you an expert." Whatever, I've done a bunch of research. I've also learned a lot about time travel.

Keep going for the video.

  • Damon Sherman

    it needs to be fuzzier.

  • Adibobea9

    There's a dinosaur in a man's kitchen, but I can't keep my mind off the crooked outlet…

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Who's the pretty baby dinosaur?! Who's the pretty baby dinosaur?! You are! Yes, you are! You're the pretty baby dinosaur! Yes you are!
    I've been hanging around my mom too much.

  • Ry Keener

    Clever girl.

  • Elak Swindell

    That was hilarious.

  • James Mcelroy

    SIMON THAT'S OUR LAST BOWL!!!!!!!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • TheQiwiMan

    I feel like I just watched a commercial for Rice Chex.

  • maclough

    never ever say ' no don't do it '.. young rapter's will test you, and they aren't pets they need to be in the wild!

  • Jenness

    I'm surprised as well that someone from PETA hasn't protested this already.

  • Karu

    Who leaves their bowl so close to the edges of the countertop anywayyy~ Its his own fault for tempting the cute babby!

  • The_Wretched

    I want one!!!elventy!22!!!!111.

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