Thanks, Jurassic World: Pet Raptors Are The New Pet Cats

June 16, 2015

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That last electric outlet -- it's been partying.

This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense considering modern cats actually evolved from raptors. "That is not true." Excuse me, but who's the dinosaur expert around here? "Wanting to have sex with something doesn't make you an expert." Whatever, I've done a bunch of research. I've also learned a lot about time travel.

Keep going for the video.

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