Sounds Practical: A Coffee Table That Turns Into A Skirt

June 3, 2015


This is a video of a Hussein Chalayan fashion show that features a bunch of furniture that can turn into clothes. Specifically, a bunch of ladies take the upholstery off chairs and wear them as dresses. Then this lady picks up this coffee table and wears it like a skirt. I guess yesterday was laundry day and they all forgot. You know what I wear if I don't do laundry? Something out of my dirty clothes pile. I wore the same boxers for a week straight like a month ago. I could smell them through my jeans. I'm not proud. I'm also not sure why I just told you that. Sometimes I wish I had a filter. In hindsight, 'drugs' probably wasn't the smartest answer when that job interviewer asked what I like to do in my free time.

Keep going for the weird-ass video, complete with live chanting.

  • Finally.

  • KLanD

    Yes.. becuase everyone is just dying to wear their furniture as clothing.

    I actually lol when the crowd went wild. "Fashion" is such a bizarre and incomprehensible circle jerk.

  • MustacheHam

    This is the perfect gift for your loved one who seems to enjoy traveling furniture and splinters.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Fashion is important and models make people feel good about themselves.

  • Jenness


  • Dave

    I won't be impressed until they make wearable table designer pants like this...

  • Madz

    dat chanting

  • Gene Kaufman

    I blame Yoko Ono

  • AtomicMountain


    It'd be awesome if they had a coffee table that could turn into a hot model. (And, of course, back again.)

  • Jeremy Tilton

    The are not a logical race, Wise One! They go around chopping down trees for tables, when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on. How logical is that!?

  • New Extension

    Stupid and over the top.

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  • WronglyRabbit

    Stupid and over the top.

  • The_Wretched

    Darling could you come here please?
    Yes, we need a table.
    I'm afraid we'll need the one you're wearing.
    Yes, now.
    That's it, now be a good girl and grab me a scotch will you?
    On ice, yes.

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