Smart Thinking: Guy Pours Fire Ants Down Underwear

June 12, 2015

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This is a video of a Thai Jackass aspirant (seriously) having a fire ant nest dumped onto his privates. He doesn't handle it well. That face he's making -- that is like, the opposite of a poker face. Also, why did they decide to do this in the middle of the road at an intersection? Was that supposed to add to the danger or just the result of poor planning? Because, I'm gonna be honest, this whole thing looks like the result of really poor planning. Still, in one way he did succeed because we do all know his name now. "Which is?" Oh wait, I guess we don't.

Keep going for the video, then realize the key to looking tough when getting fire ants poured on your crotch is to have already let hornets sting your penis that morning so you can't feel anything.

Thanks to KingKiller, the exact reason kings always had food testers to make sure they weren't being poisoned.

  • Jenness

    Female: Is that an ant bite or your penis?
    This dude: It's a BUNCH of ant bites ON my penis TYVM!

    The sadness is strong...so strong..almost as strong as those hypersonic pitched screams

  • Gene Kaufman

    I just realized what this is.
    This is his right of passage to becoming a man.
    Unfortunately he failed.

  • Meh

    Haha i was going to like people have nothing to do nowadays, but this is actually making me laugh.

  • TheQiwiMan

    This poor kid. If only his parents gave him more attention growing up. :-(

  • Mark Valerio

    I'll never understand Asian Porn.

  • Daniel Anderson

    I do this frequently to make sure to maintain my wizard status. You grow to like it...grow...to like it.

  • MrProphetMan

    Why not?
    in life sometimes having it all is not enough, just ask Bruce waine, or any other famous Bruces out there...

  • KingCraigers

    TFDIJW?

  • Harry

    why?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Because asians are taking all our jobs. They make our shoes, they make our smartphones and computers. Now Jackass will be produced in some country in Asia too.

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