Seen here looking suspiciously like the lovechild of McDonalds' Mayor McCheese and a vampire (likely Edward Cullen), the scary hamburger lamp watches you sleep and plots revenge for all the burgers you've eaten. Designed by artist Jun Takahashi, the lamp will be produced in limited numbers by Medicom Toys and available for $150. Now call me crazy, but isn't this actually a cheeseburger lamp? How do some people not know the difference between a hamburger and a cheeseburger? The difference is the cheese. If it has cheese, it's a cheeseburger. If it doesn't have cheese, it's a hamburger. If it doesn't have a patty, it's simply two pieces of bread and not worth eating and you should probably just take it to a pond and feed it to the ducks.
Thanks to Thomas W, who admits this won't be the first time he's tried to eat a lamp.