The U.S. Treasury has announced that a redesigned $10 bill will feature a woman when the note comes out in 2020 (to celebrate the 100th anniversary of women's right to vote). Will it be Wonder Woman? Will it be my mom? I vote that it's my mom, she is the nicest woman I know. Who's on the $10 bill now anyways? "Alexander Hamilton." It's been a while since I've seen that guy, I'm poor. Now I kinda want my face on something. "How about a milk carton?" How about an OLD WEST WANTED POSTER. That would be pretty cool. Ooh -- and give me a curly mustache. I can't grow one but I've always wanted to see what I'd look like with one. The Treasury is currently soliciting suggestions and votes via social media as to what graphic elements the new note should contain, as well as what woman should be featured, so rest assured the bill will look exactly like whatever 4chan wants it to.
Thanks to Stephanie A, who wants her face on all money orders.