Nature Documentary: Lasers Bats Vs Laser Crocs Battle

June 26, 2015

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This is a BBC nature documentary about bats and crocodiles that has been edited to give both species laser shooting capabilities. It made me think long and hard about whether I'd prefer to ride a giant laser-shooting bat or giant laser-shooting crocodile into battle. You know what I think I've finally decided on? A HYBRID OF BOTH. Could you even imagine what that would look like?! "A dragon." Oh, I guess you're right.

Keep going for the video, then wish you could shoot crazy lasers out of your mouth like David Lo Pan.

Thanks to Lyndsey P, who has chosen a Sphinx as her battle mount. Also a good choice.

  • craig37f .

    So much win.

  • John Kohler

    It's all fun and games until George Lucas introduces midi-chlorians as the explanation for this. And then re-re-re-releases this on whatever the great-great-grandchild of Bluray will be.

  • Mr. K

    Somewhere in Hollywood, an executive just raised his head out of the pile of cocaine on his desk and is putting together a team of writers to make this into a feature.

  • Leland_Gaunt

    And then Michael Bay's phone rings. Suddenly he raises his head out of a pile of cocaine and shouts for Megan Fox to come in the room, quickly, as it seems a new role awaits. He then realizes how silly it was to yell, seeing as how she's already there, just under his desk, auditioning for a new role...

  • dsmwatch

    then a team of retarded dinosaurs come into the room to cosplay a sketch scene from Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal".....

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