This is a BBC nature documentary about bats and crocodiles that has been edited to give both species laser shooting capabilities. It made me think long and hard about whether I'd prefer to ride a giant laser-shooting bat or giant laser-shooting crocodile into battle. You know what I think I've finally decided on? A HYBRID OF BOTH. Could you even imagine what that would look like?! "A dragon." Oh, I guess you're right.
Keep going for the video, then wish you could shoot crazy lasers out of your mouth like David Lo Pan.
Thanks to Lyndsey P, who has chosen a Sphinx as her battle mount. Also a good choice.