These are a couple shots of 20-year old Ayan Zhademov dressed like his girlfriend in an attempt to take her university entrance exam in Zhetisai, Kazakhstan. It did not work, and his girlfriend will have to wait until next year to take the test for herself. You blew it, Ayan, now she probably hates you.
He tried speaking in a high voice, but it was obvious this was a male," a spokesman for the exam board told the media. "We suspected it might be another woman that had taken the candidate's place, but we never suspected it was a man that had taken her place. At least not until he started speaking.
Ayan was fined nearly $2,000 for his trickery, but as his story spread, he became an icon of romance among the nation's youth. He became so popular that he actually earned the nickname 'romantic of the year'. Young girls are now swooning over Ayan, wishing for a boyfriend like him.
Wait -- why are girls wishing for a boyfriend like him? He completely failed and let his girlfriend down. That's not a very desirable quality. Is it just because he TRIED? Because I'm willing to try a lot of things, but that doesn't make me a romantic. "Baby -- take me out to a romantic dinner!" I called all the restaurants, there aren't any reservations. See? I tried. Well technically I just lied without picking up the phone, but whatever. You think he's also wearing a pair of his girlfriend's underwear? I've liked it every time I've tried it. *pulling down waistband of jeans* See? "You aren't wearing any underwear." Today is laundry day.
Thanks to LB, who agrees more companies need to make men's thongs because that's when I feel my sexiest.