This is Matilda, a cat with gigantic alien-looking eyeballs as a result of spontaneous lens luxation, or the lens separating from the rest of the eyeball. She's a perfectly healthy cat otherwise, although she will eventually have to have surgery for glaucoma in the future. Did you know I'm a glaucoma suspect? It's because I have unusually large optic nerves (I feel like I was *this close* to being able to see in the dark). I have to go get tested every year and I always joke with the ophthalmologist about getting to smoke weed, which he doesn't find as amusing as I do even though I raise my eyebrows and poke him in the ribs with my elbow when I'm saying it.
Hit the jump for several more shots of the "Take Me To Your Litter" kitty. See what I did there? I'm full of completely dumb shit like that, I hate it.