This is the massive dragon sculpture created by driftwood sculptor James Doran Webb. Man, that thing would look amazing in my...okay, I don't really have any space big enough to fit that. Maybe if it was mounted on top of my car. Wait, where is my car? "You sold it for beer money." Wow, I'm starting to think I might really have a problem. "With alcohol?" No, with being able to drive myself places whenever i want.
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Thanks to Branden, who wants a scrap metal dragon battling a driftwood dragon in his foyer. That would be so sweet.