Loose Pig Chases Woman, Is Apprehended By Police, Covers Back Of Cop Car In $#iT

June 2, 2015


Note: Worthwhile shot of all the crap after the jump.

A pig got loose in Shelby Township, Michigan and proceeded to chase a woman until she called the police and the police came and managed to corral it into the back of a patrol car, where it proceeded to smile for pictures and fill the whole back seat with stinky pig shit because that is what makes pigs the happiest.

[Deputy Chief Mark] Coil said the whole thing started after police received a 911 call around 7 p.m. Thursday, from a woman who said there was a pig on the loose and she didn't know what to do. According to reports, the woman was doing yard work when the pig came barreling toward her. It then chased her into the front yard before getting distracted by a decorative ball.

"Officers responded and were able to detain the pig and get him in the back seat of the patrol car," said Coil. "Realistically, the pig didn't give us much trouble. We used a dog pole that we would use for a dog at large and were able to corral the pig and take the pig into custody without any problems whatsoever." The real problem occurred afterward -- when officers got the pig back to the station.

"Well, lets say the pig either out of excitement or otherwise felt the need to use the back seat of our patrol car as a bathroom," said Coil.

I, for one, have never relieved myself in the back of a cop car. Okay that's not entirely true. I have relieved myself in the back of a cop car before, but I happened to have a similar looking friend's ID on me at the time, so theoretically it was actually Dave Martin who peed in the back of that cop car. For related reasons, Dave and I are no longer friends.

Hit the jump to see what happens when you leave swine in the back of a cop car.


  • Sarigar

    I transported a pig in the back of a Country Squire station wagon for a senior prank many years ago, and I can verify that pigs will shit their own body weight in feces if given even the least opportunity.

  • steve holt

    i hope the cop had to clean it out himself instead of hand it over to some inmate on shit duty

  • Chespirithor

    Pig = Bacon in 5, 4, 3 ...

  • Munihausen

    Kardashians just can't stay out of trouble.

  • shashi

    How many pigs can you fit in a cop car?

  • Andyman7714

    Probably just escaped Bartertown. Ain't we a pair, Raggedy Man?

  • Xockszky

    The back seat is still cleaner than it would be if they took three kids on a long driving trip.

  • MustacheHam

    Pigs won't harm their own kind. Just sayin'.

  • GeneralDisorder

    The first officer on scene was a state trooper? is that what you're telling us? Staters are bears. Locals are pigs.

  • Talk about a shitty day.

  • Ed

    It seemed like a good idea at the time . . .

  • Roark

    Hate to be the Next person in the Back Seat.... Hey, Officer. "Why does It smell like Bacon covered Shit back Here?"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Live pigs don't smell like bacon. They just smell like shit.

    Edit: damn city slickers wouldn't know shit if was smeared on your upper lip.

  • Roark

    Wayne's World: Say, I smell bacon. Does anyone else smell bacon? Yeah. I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

  • Jenness

    That smell must have been horrific

  • spikedeclue

    He looks so happy!

  • Jordan Nass

    Like a pig in shit.

  • Luka Mlinar

    Well wouldn't anyone be after taking a shit in a cop car? :D

  • tim

    That puddle...

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