This is a worthwhile 16-bit Super Mario World inspired shot-for-shot parody opening to Game of Thrones (previously: this way worse one and these two badass and very watchable Zelda ones). It's weird the mashups people come up with. It's even weirder the ones they follow through with. I come up with a lot of stuff in my head, but I follow through with just a hair over 0% of it. Which is surprising too because I have my room plastered with motivational posters. "Those are beer signs and Playboy centerfolds." Work hard, play hard, that's my motto.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Lucaaaaaaaas, whose parents intentionally increased the total time in life he'd spend writing his name by 14 hours just to spite him.