This is the 'Mars Attacks!' alien facepaint job created by makeup pro Marla Malone. It took me a second to figure out where the human face even was. And it only took one additional second to completely forget again. I don't have a very good memory. Speaking of: anybody seen my car keys? "Yeah, they're in the ignition." HOLY SHIT I'M DRIVING.
Keep going for an Instagram video of the face moving.
Thanks to Stephanie A, who informed me after watching this she knows what she's going to be for Halloween this year. Is it a lightning bug?! The Chiquita Banana lady?!