Dreams Really Do Come True: Little Mermaid Bathing Suit

June 5, 2015


This is a two-piece bathing suit made to look like Ariel's from The Little Mermaid (available as separate tops and bottoms from Hot Topic for $20 apiece -- just don't mention ThinkGeek). Except Ariel didn't wear a bikini bottom, that was just her tail. Personally, I am a big fan of the no bottom look. No top either. I'm a nudist. Just kidding, I am way too self conscious to be a nudist. I don't even like catching a glimpse of my naked body in the bathroom mirror and shower in a bathrobe. You know the last time I saw my penis? That was a trick question, I can see it now. It's the only part of me that I really like besides my webbed toes. You know what the real sexiest part of the Little Mermaid was though? That seafood soup the chef was trying to make out of Sebastian. That shit sounded gooooooood. Honestly, I get more boners about food now than anything else.

Keep going for two more shots, including the rear in case you were wondering if this was a full coverage back or more of a Brazilian back (I have no clue what I'm talking about).



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