So apparently the Zuri's Sweets shop at Disney's Animal Kingdom in Florida is now selling chocolate treats made to resemble different animals' shit piles. Yum! You can choose from (clockwise from top middle) elephant, tamarin, hippo and giraffe crap nuggets, all of which sell for $4 a dollop. You know how people make those kitty litter desserts that are supposed to look like a litter box filled with cat crap? Well apparently my friend made one that was so convincing that her cat actually used it as a litter box when nobody was paying attention. Two people at the party died and everyone else has worms.
Keep going for a couple more shots including one listing the ingredients.