Did Somebody Eat My Top?: The Pepperoni Pizza Bikini

June 26, 2015


This is the Pizza Bikini available from Pyknik. The top and bottom cost $32 apiece, for a total of $64, making it the most expensive pizza you'll ever order. It also only comes in pepperoni, so if you were hoping for other toppings you are out of luck. What other toppings does a person need anyways? "Mushrooms." I do like mushrooms. "Black olives." I love black olives too. Still, I feel like the shape of the bikini top really lends itself to looking like two slices of pizza complete with crust at the bottom and everything and I feel like they blew the opportunity to make that happen. Even the bottoms could have been really wide-cut slice. But what do I know, I'm just a genius product designer who's only run six companies into the ground.

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  • Billy Rocka

    Gonna have to buy my wife a stuffed crust pizza top, this must be a personal pan from pizza hut...

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Do I smell anchovies?...

  • Too much pepperoni gives me the squits.

  • Zachary Zarko

    Hello my name is Chris Hansen. I heard someone was posting pictures of cheese pizza.

    Why don't you have a seat right there.

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  • TheQiwiMan

    Pyknik Employee #1: "Boss wants a new idea for a swimsuit by the end of the day... what am i gunna do?"

    Pyknik Employee #2: "Dude, Larry! Check out this chick's pepperoni nips!"

    Pyknik Employee #1: "... dammit Steve, you're a GENIUS!"

    (they start making out)

  • Cool bikini. Anyone notice the girl wearing the bikini is very attractive?

  • shashi

    eye of the beholder my friend

  • MrProphetMan

    Why yes I noticed the girl, I'd even order the anchovies with that pizza...

  • Billy Rocka

    So you like you're pizza sloppy eh?

  • MrProphetMan

    Why yes, but Im not a seconds kinda man... :P

  • the antagonist

    I'd eat a slice of her pie.

    (I'm not sure what that means.)

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