Did Somebody Eat My Top?: The Pepperoni Pizza Bikini

June 26, 2015


This is the Pizza Bikini available from Pyknik. The top and bottom cost $32 apiece, for a total of $64, making it the most expensive pizza you'll ever order. It also only comes in pepperoni, so if you were hoping for other toppings you are out of luck. What other toppings does a person need anyways? "Mushrooms." I do like mushrooms. "Black olives." I love black olives too. Still, I feel like the shape of the bikini top really lends itself to looking like two slices of pizza complete with crust at the bottom and everything and I feel like they blew the opportunity to make that happen. Even the bottoms could have been really wide-cut slice. But what do I know, I'm just a genius product designer who's only run six companies into the ground.

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