Damn Rich People: Ripsaw Extreme Luxury Personal Tank

June 10, 2015

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Seen here being modeled with a commando chick appropriately dressed for combat (provided life is a comic book), this is Howe and Howe's Ripsaw EV2 Extreme Luxury Tank. It costs "well into the 100s of thousands depending on desired luxury and performance packages" and looks like something you'd see Batman chasing The Joker around in. Still, you know what the problem with a luxury tank is? Being worried you're going to get a scratch or dent when you're full-blown road raging over other people's cars during rush hour.

Keep going for a bunch more shots and a video of the please buy me one, I'll do anything.

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Thanks to Eric L, who is going to build his personal tank in his garage and probably get tetanus in the process.

  • Dexter Morgan

    Forget the tank, what's the price on the woman?

  • *Assault hooker not included

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Oh look, it's Nolan's bs version of the batmobile...

  • GeneralDisorder

    They call it a luxury vehicle but show absolutely no luxury inside the cockpit. Looks like a bunch of obnoxious lights and ugly switches. Get some people with luxury design experience to come in and fix that problem before you go raising your luxury banner, I say.

  • Shane Thompson

    Real tanks have guns. You can find tracked "tank" personel carriers on eBay for under 30k.

  • Real tanks have curves.

  • Shane Thompson
  • I built one of these with LEGOs once.

  • dougfunnay

    fucking stupid

    slap some fake bullet hole and flame decals on it and this is a spastic 7 year olds fever dream

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