Ursula?!: Custom Made Octopus Tentacle High Heels

June 25, 2015

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These are the Polypodis high heels made by shoe designer Kermit Tesoro. They look like you're walking on a bunch of octopus tentacles. *eyeballing tentacle sticking into foot* But are they comfortable? That was a trick question, since when has fashion been comfortable? You think I squeeze myself into these sweat pants everyday because they're comfortable? "Wait -- you have to SQUEEZE into sweatpants?" Let's talk about anything else.

Keep going for one more shot with less foot in it.

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Thanks to Andromeda, who wants a pair of heels made out of the sea monster that was sent to attack her or whatever. That was Andromeda, right? I'm really bad at names in mythology.

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