Ursula?!: Custom Made Octopus Tentacle High Heels

June 25, 2015

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These are the Polypodis high heels made by shoe designer Kermit Tesoro. They look like you're walking on a bunch of octopus tentacles. *eyeballing tentacle sticking into foot* But are they comfortable? That was a trick question, since when has fashion been comfortable? You think I squeeze myself into these sweat pants everyday because they're comfortable? "Wait -- you have to SQUEEZE into sweatpants?" Let's talk about anything else.

Keep going for one more shot with less foot in it.

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Thanks to Andromeda, who wants a pair of heels made out of the sea monster that was sent to attack her or whatever. That was Andromeda, right? I'm really bad at names in mythology.

  • Ellie
  • Not comfortable.

  • rhartness

    Missed opportunity there GW writer. This is obviously a "cSHOElhu".

  • Brent Turcotte

    im no expert but that bottom tentacle looks like its going to poke and probe the bottom of the foot making it extra painful to walk, give me a beautiful woman in red high heals anyday.

  • Jenness

    These don't look like they are wearable, what is it made out of? Is there any 'give' or is this just resin you stand in that will crumble if you actually take a step? Is it dyed leather over a supportive something - I have so many questions.

  • Luka Mlinar

    This is what I imagine Lady Gaga poops. Blue octopus heels.

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  • Sebastiann Eleganté Neely

    What bothers me the most about this is the one that's digging into her foot.

  • Gene Kaufman

    Ouch.
    That said though, I would assume that many high heels are quite uncomfortable anyways.

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