These are the Polypodis high heels made by shoe designer Kermit Tesoro. They look like you're walking on a bunch of octopus tentacles. *eyeballing tentacle sticking into foot* But are they comfortable? That was a trick question, since when has fashion been comfortable? You think I squeeze myself into these sweat pants everyday because they're comfortable? "Wait -- you have to SQUEEZE into sweatpants?" Let's talk about anything else.
Keep going for one more shot with less foot in it.
Thanks to Andromeda, who wants a pair of heels made out of the sea monster that was sent to attack her or whatever. That was Andromeda, right? I'm really bad at names in mythology.