This is the X-wing fighter coffee table built by Barry Shields (previously: the USS Enterprise coffee table he made). I wish I was good at woodcarving. I'm not though, and the last time I even tried sharpening a stick I poked myself in the eye. I did get to wear a cool eyepatch for a couple weeks though. "Define cool." It was an eyepatch, eyepatches are inherently cool. Did I ever tell you there was a kid on my street growing up that had to wear an eyepatch for awhile and his mom thought it would be a good idea to paint an eyeball on it? Turns out that was not a good idea.
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Thanks to my buddy Andy TA, who once dared me to sit on his coffee table which I did and it shattered and now I still have pieces of glass in my ass.