Burn Everything, Do It Now: Spider Busts Out Of Banana

June 18, 2015

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Aaaaaand Chiquita is officially going out of business.

This is a short video of a spider busting out of a banana. Apparently Youtuber Mngzkhuel noticed something moving in the banana and decided to start filming, although I'm not entirely convinced this isn't part of a smear campaign designed by soda and candy companies to get people to eat more crap and less fruits and vegetables. Congratulations, from now on I only feel safe eating ice cream.

Keep going for the video, but be sure to not look at any of the preview pics for the related videos that show up after its over, because they're all disgusting. I warned you.

Thanks to Lu, for reminding me why I don't eat anything that isn't heavily processed.

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