Blosom, The World's Tallest Cow Stands Over Six Feet Tall

June 29, 2015


This is Blosom, the world's tallest cow. Blosom stands 190-centemeters (a little over 6-feet two inches) from hoof to withers (the tallest part of the back, between the front shoulder blades). Blosom's caretaker Patty Meads-Hanson has had Blosom since the cow was 8-weeks old and said she was even taller and more massive when she was 8-years old. Sadly, Blosom had to be put down last month at the age of 13 after suffering an irreparable leg injury, presumably while leading her team to another basketball championship.

Keep going for the Guinness World Record video about Blosom, which was kind of sad to watch knowing she's passed, so I just focused on the part when her owner said she could spray shit up to 10-feet away to keep myself in good spirits.

Thanks to Stephanie A, who just heard Old MacDonald's Farmers is looking for a new star center.

  • aldenscott

    Would it have killed somebody to at least hold up a yard/metre stick against the cow? One woman who could be a veritable midget and a lot of people wandering around in the background. Just hold a yardstick up against the cow for 5 freaking seconds. I'm not saying they're lying, but for fuck's sake make the video interesting by giving us at least one "Oh, WOW, that is a big cow!" moment.

  • MustacheHam

    If you notice on her left side she has a "S" shape patch. Do you guys know what this means? *whispers she's Super Cow*

  • Xockszky

    If we breed this cow with a similarly sized bull, and keep breeding the oversized offspring, we can have gigantic bulls and cows.

  • Where's the beef?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Interestingly enough, actress Mayim Bialik from the 90s TV show 'Blossom' was also known to spray shit up to 10 feet away, to the delighted squeals of her co-stars.
    True story. Source:

  • Bertw192

    I clicked on the link with the smallest grain of hope that this would be in the trivia section... why can't IMDB be fan edited like Wikipedia?

  • WronglyRabbit

    No need to provide a source, that is obviously true.

  • Gene Kaufman

    All I can ever think of when I see cows is Atom Heart Mother.

  • Siegfoult

    I wonder what that steak would go for.

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