This is a video from Mashable of author Chuck Palahniuk reading 'Fight Club 4 Kids', an incredibly abbreviated version of his novel 'Fight Club' aimed at a much younger audience. I just bought copies for all my nieces and nephews and little cousins to read every night before bed. Ten years from now they will be my trained minions. Their parents will hate me for it, but their parents already hate me so really the only thing that will change is that I will have minions.
Keep going for the video, it's worth a watch.
Thanks to DB, who thought the first rule of Fight Club was to hang up flyers advertising meetings.