Because Japan, the Yunessan Spa House in Hakone is now offering ramen noodle baths to help bathers achieve that young, supple skin everyone desires. And obviously it's working, because a couple of the men in there look like they're six years old. Wait -- is that one on the right wearing swim goggles?!
The bath contains Ramen pork broth which has collagen and synthetic noodles and is believed to greatly enhance your metabolism and improve the skin. Patrons dip themselves into these bathtubs and expose their bodies to tons and tons of collagen.
Okay, so the noodles are synthetic, but the pork broth is real. At least I won't feel weird for drinking the bath water anymore. And I better not catch you fart-bubbling up my soup. I bet this place is like a dream come true for Godzilla. Just tear the roof off this place and boom -- all-you-can-eat ramen and people buffet.
Keep going for one more shot while I slide into a hot tub of miso.