You're Gonna Need A Bigger BBQ: Narwhal BBQ Skewers

May 12, 2015


Seen here hanging out on a very well seasoned grill, these are the stainless steel barbeque skewers made to look like narwhals. They cost $50 for a set of two, although you can get them on sale HERE for $35 for the next three days. You better order fast though if you want them in time for Memorial Day. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Steak kabobs?" HECK YEAH, STEAK KABOBS. Maybe with some mushrooms too. Is your mouth watering? My mouth is watering. "Technically you're drooling." I thought a felt a wet spot on my pants. "You also peed yourself." I LOVE FOOD SO MUCH.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



  • Leland_Gaunt

    Christ, who's using that grill?!

  • dougfunnay

    apparently nobody

    i thought it was pretty funny the guy selling grill skewers doesnt have a functioning grill though

  • Leland_Gaunt

    lol, the bitter irony!

  • The_Wretched

    It's a rusted grill not a seasoned one.

  • Clampity

    "Iron enriched steak, anyone?"

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