Two Kendo Martial Artists Going At It With Lightsabers

May 18, 2015


This is a video of two Kendo martial artists trying to whack each other with lightsabers. It's basically my idea of the perfect workout. I mean watching it, not actually doing it. One time I watched a guy pedal on a stationary bicycle for almost an hour. You know how many calories I burned? "Next to none?" However many it takes to eat two pieces of pizza and a strawberry sundae.

Keep going for the video, then let's use our lunch break to hit each other with sticks in the parking lot.

Thanks to Hermann, who only battles with 4-foot florescent light tubes.

  • Nate Henley

    looks more like floppy dildos...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Pretty sure these are the guys who live in the apartment above me...

  • Dani

    *Darth Vader* (heavy breathing)

  • i liked that

  • xolifer

    I am sure they are very talented, but yeah...that was boring.

  • whacko

    a lot less impressive than the screen shot suggested...

  • Chakso

    Real martial arts look quite different than in fantasy films.

    You're basically watching a game of Chess but you were expecting something like Mouse Trap

  • JJtoob

    Well, it's kendo... and BTW not the kendo I'm used to seeing, I don't know much about it, but this looked sloppy in comparison. Also, I don't hear them shouting a thing. Is this some sort of freestyle?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know anything about Kendo but I have a relevant theory.

    They're students and they're keeping quiet because their toys make noise and they hope to capture it on video.

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