This is a video of two Kendo martial artists trying to whack each other with lightsabers. It's basically my idea of the perfect workout. I mean watching it, not actually doing it. One time I watched a guy pedal on a stationary bicycle for almost an hour. You know how many calories I burned? "Next to none?" However many it takes to eat two pieces of pizza and a strawberry sundae.
Keep going for the video, then let's use our lunch break to hit each other with sticks in the parking lot.
Thanks to Hermann, who only battles with 4-foot florescent light tubes.