This is a video of The Hula Hoop Man (a godawful superhero but still the toughest hula hooper I've ever seen) hula hooping with a tractor tire. I didn't think it was possible. And I especially didn't think it was possible without tearing your nipples off. Not bad, Hula Hoop Man, but let's see you try that with a monster truck tire. A monster truck tire STILL ATTACHED TO THE MONSTER TRUCK. "You want me to get run over by a monster truck?" Like Bigfoot crushing a bunch of junkyard cars! Just kidding, I wish you a long and prosperous life. Plus I heard every used tire store in town is trying to fire their sign spinner and hire you.
Keep going for the video, then meet me in the parking lot at lunch and we'll
Thanks to Lizzy, who can hula hoop and juggle at the same time and is officially hired for my next birthday party.