This Is Why We're Fat: You Can Now Order Domino's By Tweeting The Pizza Emoji

May 14, 2015


Starting May 20th, you'll be able to order your 'Easy Order' (a custom order you've pre-saved on the Domino's website, along with your address and billing info) simply by tweeting the pizza emoji to @dominos. After tweeting, you'll receive a verification text, and your pizza will be on its way. I will only do it once, for the novelty, then go back to ordering Papa John's because Papa John's is the tits. Complimentary pepperoncini and garlic sauce for the win heartburn and diarrhea.

Once a customer has registered their Twitter handle on their Domino's Pizza Profile, they will then be able to simply tweet #EasyOrder or just the pizza emoji to the Domino's Twitter handle. Domino's will then send the customer a direct message to confirm the order and the Easy Order saved in a customer's profile will be automatically sent to their home.

I mean, it's cool it's so simple, but I rarely want to order the same thing every time. I like to SPICE IT UP. Sometimes I want ham and pineapple, and other times I want sausage and mushrooms. Just kidding, I never want ham and pineapple. You know what happened the last time I had a slice of ham and pineapple pizza? I got OUT OF CONTROL. "Yeah, that was probably the twelve cocktails you had before." IT WAS THE PIZZA. I know my body.

  • iofo61

    Taco Bell offers the same service if you text the poop emoji.

  • Idiocracy.

  • Carter Adams

    Don't order Papa John's; he's an awful conservative who cut his employees' hours so that they wouldn't be provided health care by the company under the Affordable Care Act.

    Also: nothing beats the Pizza Hut stuffed crust.

  • WronglyRabbit

    No he didn't. Without reading anything I know he didn't. Because Papa John's restaurants are franchises. He may have made comments regarding his opinion on the Affordable Care Act might affect his franchises. In fact now that I had read something on this topic, which I suggest you do next time, he neither threatened to nor did he actually attempt to cut any hours.

  • Carter Adams Start at paragraph seven there, Sparky. What were you trying to cover up?

  • Pinguinus Scipio Africanus

    They all suck. If you want good pizza, go to the North East.

  • Jon B

    Nah, Chicago has the best. That flat pizza in the North East tastes like cardboard.

  • Xockszky

    Soon we won't even be able to use our voice. Just send some iPhone emoticon to the pizza place and a pizza automatically arrives. Want a haircut? Just show them your phone with a hair emoticon on it. Soon enough, human languages will revert back to a series of guttural noises.

  • Ollie Williams


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