This is a short video of a man stumbling into a Ninjas Anonymous meeting. It looks empty, but you have to remember: ninjas are everywhere. And apparently they don't like non-ninjas creeping in on their meetings. I can't say I blame them. I used to go to meetings for people with video game addictions and you'd have these posers that would come in and be all, 'OMG Super Mario is my favorite!' and, 'I played Candy Crush for almost an hour yesterday!' What the -- I'VE SPENT MORE TIME PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT THAN I HAVE ASLEEP. My girlfriend left me and I didn't notice for five months. Twenty two weeks!!
Keep going for the short video.
Thanks to THK, who agrees you shouldn't stumble into Pirates Anonymous meetings either. At least not without a pegleg and talking parrot on your shoulder.