Puke Everywhere: Preview Of The New 4D Batman Roller Coaster At Six Flags Texas

May 18, 2015

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This is some point-of-view and drone camera footage of the new Batman roller coaster opening this Saturday, May 23rd at Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio. It looks intense. Sadly, I'm afraid my roller coaster riding days are behind me. And you know what else is behind me? "A man with a knife!" WHAT?! HELP! "Just kidding." Whew, you almost made me pee my-- oh, no, I did. Now I have to call my mom and ask her to bring me a change of clothes to work again.

Keep going for the video. Then wait on a bench and eat ice cream with me while everyone braver than us rides the ride.

Thanks to n0nentity, who was worried the whole time that girl's hair was going to get caught in something. Same here.

  • craig37f .

    How is this different than an already exsisting sixflags ride called Xtreme?

  • side effect

    Will someone explain to me why this is a 4D ride? I'm only counting 3 dimensions of motion.

  • Bad Habit

    The 4th Dimension is Time....... as in how long you have to stand in line for the 43 seconds of actual ride experience.

  • It's always 3D. But they gotta come up with SOMETHING fancy to say it spins while you coast!

  • Tom327Cat

    side effect has a point. It does not go side to side at all. When you figure that spin is just the combination of the 2 dimensions it is already going, Alex is exactly right.

  • Alex Wong

    I actually only see 2 dimensions

  • Oh man... that's gotta suck.

  • WhiteEagle2

    If this is anything like the Green Lantern ride at Magic Mountain, count me the fuck out. That ride should have a line of ambulances to take the passengers to the ER for head, stomach and ball trauma.

  • Jai Mico

    I don't get why is it fun getting so dizzy till you puke !

  • Zirthran

    Is this the same amount of fun than when my brother stuff me in the washing machine?

  • Enkidu98

    Actually that looks pretty lame. Very short ride, no reason to even call it a 'Batman' ride, other than the colors and the claims there is no reason to tie it to a 'Batman' experience.

    Now, add a vr headset and a visual experience that conforms to the motions of the ride and maybe you've got a 4D experience but as it appears its a super short, unsatisfying ride.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Your MOM is a super short, unsatisfying ride!! HAHAHAHAHahahaha I will never know love.

    :-(

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