This is some point-of-view and drone camera footage of the new Batman roller coaster opening this Saturday, May 23rd at Six Flags Fiesta Texas in San Antonio. It looks intense. Sadly, I'm afraid my roller coaster riding days are behind me. And you know what else is behind me? "A man with a knife!" WHAT?! HELP! "Just kidding." Whew, you almost made me pee my-- oh, no, I did. Now I have to call my mom and ask her to bring me a change of clothes to work again.
Keep going for the video. Then wait on a bench and eat ice cream with me while everyone braver than us rides the ride.
Thanks to n0nentity, who was worried the whole time that girl's hair was going to get caught in something. Same here.