Oh, Japan, You Complete Me: The 'Try To Blow A Cockroach Into The Other Person's Mouth' Game

May 13, 2015

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This is a clip from Japanese variety show AKBingo! in which the contestants are trying to blow a cockroach into each other's mouths. That is like, way more interesting than thumb wrestling. Man, that girl on the right -- I think it actually gets blown straight down her throat. How long do you think a cockroach can live in a human stomach? "For as long as it takes to puke back up." That's what I thought too. You know I've actually eaten cockroaches before, except they were cooked. Well, technically just heated over my apartment's radiator until most of their legs stopped moving. I'm writing a book called The Modern Hobo. Chapter 1: Where To Safely Sleep In Public. Nowhere, everywhere is dangerous, end of chapter. Chapter 2: So, You're Thinking About Getting A Pet. Pfft, writing books is easy.

Keep going for the whole video. Then play yourself with a friend and a cricket!

Thanks to Zy, who would have sucked the cockroach down immediately because he was hungry. Heck yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

  • ひっけん

    I always watch this TV show.

    They often play such a game.
    Thats not a cockroachi.
    Its an eatable chicada.

  • wormgear

    I don't want to spoil the fun, but it's a deep-fried cicada; not a cockroach (which may or may not be alive as the title leads us to think). Folks on 2-channel are totally cracking up about how non-Japanese people concluded that it's a cockroach.

  • GodOfFoxes

    It's clearly a Cicada, but I think someone at one news organization guessed roach and none of the others bothered to fact check.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I think this is probably as fake as their absurd prank videos. http://technabob.com/blog/2...

  • Leland_Gaunt

    Yup, just fapped to this.

  • Clampity

    Does this remind anyone else of that South Park episode wher Kyles mom tricked them into spitting in each other's mouth to spread chickenpox under the guise of a game?

  • Ah man. Japan is like an ex. Fucking bat shit crazy, but every once in a while they do something that makes you think you should give em another shot.

  • Case and point. This was the video that youtube suggested after this one: https://youtu.be/8PsiSoTuuFw

  • Forgoten Null

    The second team of circle pushing dudes proves once and for all that Japanese math classes are no more advanced than American math classes.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'd give both of those fine Asian ladies a shot. Yawmeen!?

    In case I was not clear, I would like to have sexual intercourse with both of them.

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