This is a clip from Japanese variety show AKBingo! in which the contestants are trying to blow a cockroach into each other's mouths. That is like, way more interesting than thumb wrestling. Man, that girl on the right -- I think it actually gets blown straight down her throat. How long do you think a cockroach can live in a human stomach? "For as long as it takes to puke back up." That's what I thought too. You know I've actually eaten cockroaches before, except they were cooked. Well, technically just heated over my apartment's radiator until most of their legs stopped moving. I'm writing a book called The Modern Hobo. Chapter 1: Where To Safely Sleep In Public. Nowhere, everywhere is dangerous, end of chapter. Chapter 2: So, You're Thinking About Getting A Pet. Pfft, writing books is easy.
Keep going for the whole video. Then play yourself with a friend and a cricket!
Thanks to Zy, who would have sucked the cockroach down immediately because he was hungry. Heck yeah, that's what I'm talking about.