Now Smack Yourself In The Head With It: Solid Chocolate Hand Tools That Look Like The Real Thing

May 8, 2015


This are the Chocolate Tools sold by Firebox. They're made from 100% Belgian chocolate and covered in edible paint to make them look like real metal tools. They cost $23 apiece though (per tool, not set), so they're not for the poor. I'm going to buy the hammer and chase my roommate around the apartment with it. God willing, he'll have a heart attack and I can finally live happily ever after. "You know it's not your roommate that's the problem, you're just projecting the way you feel about yourself." You sound like my therapist. He's awful. Just kidding, he's DECENT, but that still doesn't stop me from letting a little air out of his tires after every meeting.

Keep going for shots of the tools individually.






Thanks to GigaPet, who was hands down my best friend from '97 - '99.

  • I want to try myself but i know it's very difficult to do . Let's see the result

  • Wow what a perfection, these are looks so real but after reading it, it tells those are made by chocolate. OK those nail also made by chocolate? I mean so accurate.

  • Excellent Post. Thanks for Sharing your valuable information.


  • As you mention this is quite a manual based approach and can see using it only for really demanding requirements.
    Was wondering if you can also recommend any good fonts that you would recommend for a similar, if admittedly not quite as good, effect

  • I love the hammer too..

  • ow , great creation. this chocolate tools made me afraid to take a bite one of this tools. it has so realistic looking that i havnt got that courage to take a bite.

  • I hope so that may be too hard to work.

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    Please help me take care of the recently departed. Go to every cent helps

  • TheQiwiMan

    I've never been so tempted to spend so much money just to mess with my kids.

  • Hi Mike it's very hard may be. I'm going to try yourself. I do not know after next some time what happen to me so lets start.

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Emmitt Morgans

    If someone told you they taught you English, you might want to try to get back (at least) some of your money. You have at least one good example of how they failed in their lessons for a jury to side with you.

    EDIT: I fully understand your point, but my brain had to do some extra work. (My brain doesn't like to do much work)

  • Example

  • asdfasdf

    how do they taste?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Like a Belgian tool...

  • Michael Knight

    i think the most i would pay for a chocolate bar tool replica is around $5.
    just sayin

  • Meh

    They look good, but what craftsman has money for these tools.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Craftsman in no way endorses these tools.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Craftsman uses not but the finest of chinesium to make its tools. Also I feel like Craftsman did have chocolate tools before. Probably made of low quality chinesium flavored chocolate. Only slightly more durable than their Harbor Freight equivalent.

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