Now Put Your Computer In It And Give It A Throw: The Captain America Shield Backpack

May 14, 2015


This is the $60 Captain America Shield Backpack available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Captain America's Shield, has a padded laptop/tablet pocket, and a hard plastic exterior. Speaking of backpacks -- is it still cool to only wear your backpack on one shoulder? Because when I went to high school that was the IN THING. Sucks though because I had to carry a lot of books. Now I have bad posture and can't walk in a straight line. I definitely don't feel so cool anymore. Plus I have to wear orthopedic shoes. "Wow, you really are a wreck." I am like a ten car pileup about to get hit by a train.

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Thanks to hairless, who really does do an amazing job shaving. If I didn't know better I would have thought it was a genetic mutation.

  • andythecurefan that a double meaning for the organization SHIELD?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    It would be only if the backpack were to contain a mythological beast with the proclivity for growing back twice the amount of appendages it has had severed...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    It is, quite literally, a target.

    People will get beaten.

  • Meh

    Why would anyone want this, CA is such a pathetic "super" hero, more like Hawk-eye.

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