This is the $60 Captain America Shield Backpack available from ThinkGeek. It looks like Captain America's Shield, has a padded laptop/tablet pocket, and a hard plastic exterior. Speaking of backpacks -- is it still cool to only wear your backpack on one shoulder? Because when I went to high school that was the IN THING. Sucks though because I had to carry a lot of books. Now I have bad posture and can't walk in a straight line. I definitely don't feel so cool anymore. Plus I have to wear orthopedic shoes. "Wow, you really are a wreck." I am like a ten car pileup about to get hit by a train.
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Thanks to hairless, who really does do an amazing job shaving. If I didn't know better I would have thought it was a genetic mutation.