NOPE: Parkour Runner Jumping From Tiny Platform To Tiny Platform A Million Stories Up

May 14, 2015


This is a video of traceur (that's a person who performs parkour) and all around fearless human being Oleg Cricket (nice name for a parkour lover) jumping from little triangular platform to little triangular platform along a highrise (maybe not a million stories up like I said in the title, but the fall would definitely still hurt). How did he get up there? How did he get back in? Is he still alive? I couldn't watch it without my hands getting all clammy. Does that make me less of a man? I don't care if it makes me a gerbil's penis, I am not into this. I jumped off a park bench once and rolled both my ankles. I've been on crutches for the past six years. "You know you probably don't need those anymore." THEY ARE A PART OF ME NOW.

Keep going for the short video.

Thanks to my buddy c-nasty, whose most extreme running is out of the office on a Friday.

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