NOPE: Parkour Runner Jumping From Tiny Platform To Tiny Platform A Million Stories Up

May 14, 2015


This is a video of traceur (that's a person who performs parkour) and all around fearless human being Oleg Cricket (nice name for a parkour lover) jumping from little triangular platform to little triangular platform along a highrise (maybe not a million stories up like I said in the title, but the fall would definitely still hurt). How did he get up there? How did he get back in? Is he still alive? I couldn't watch it without my hands getting all clammy. Does that make me less of a man? I don't care if it makes me a gerbil's penis, I am not into this. I jumped off a park bench once and rolled both my ankles. I've been on crutches for the past six years. "You know you probably don't need those anymore." THEY ARE A PART OF ME NOW.

Keep going for the short video.

Thanks to my buddy c-nasty, whose most extreme running is out of the office on a Friday.

  • Nathan Robson

    Horrors !

  • Leeroy

    Title says it all...NOPE!!

  • Big McLargehuge

    Oh ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooNOPE

  • TheQiwiMan

    Why do people put such little value on their life? One tiny little flubbed-up jump and no more daredevil videos for you, brobro.

  • the antagonist

    Dunno, but from the angle the video is shot, he could be wearing a safety harness and we wouldn't know it. (He doesn't appear to be at the very beginning, but there's a cut before he starts jumping. Could have easily put one on.)

  • MonkeeKnucklez

    Not even a flub, just a strong wind mid-leap and down he goes. Winds along buildings can be very unpredictable that high up.

  • Andyman7714

    What you probably don't see is the safety line.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    A slight less irresponsible parkour would be nice.

  • xolifer

    I just peed my friend's pants. Ok they were capris.

  • Vet of a Vet of a Vet

    hooooooooooooly crap... scary 15 seconds.

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