This is Cherax pulcher, a newly described species of crayfish from Indonesia. It looks like Mother Nature painted it with a picture of a beautiful nebula. You think she did it at one of those wine and painting parties I see so many pictures of in my Facebook minifeed? Maybe. Mother Nature is definitely a heavy wine drinker, I know that for a fact. Aren't you, Mother Nature? Just admit it. "Mommy needs her juicy." My God, you really are a wreck.
Thanks to Ram, who has made it his mission to discover a new species of something and name it after himself. I've been wanting to do the same thing!