Hold it like you mean business!
This is the BBQ Machete Spatula. It costs around $19, looks like a machete, but with the functionality of a spatula. Plus there's a bottle opener. It also comes with a bandana so you don't drip sweat on the meat you're grilling. People usually frown upon that. Not me though, I'll take all the sweat burgers you can fit on a paper plate. The only things I don't like on a burger are ketchup, mustard, pickles or tomato. Just kidding, I love all those things. The only I don't like on a burger is the plastic from those cheese slices. And even those are okay sometimes.
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Thanks to chichi, who agrees the best burgers are Bob's Burgers.