Jason's On The Grill!: BBQ Spatula Looks Like A Machete

May 13, 2015

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Hold it like you mean business!

This is the BBQ Machete Spatula. It costs around $19, looks like a machete, but with the functionality of a spatula. Plus there's a bottle opener. It also comes with a bandana so you don't drip sweat on the meat you're grilling. People usually frown upon that. Not me though, I'll take all the sweat burgers you can fit on a paper plate. The only things I don't like on a burger are ketchup, mustard, pickles or tomato. Just kidding, I love all those things. The only I don't like on a burger is the plastic from those cheese slices. And even those are okay sometimes.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to chichi, who agrees the best burgers are Bob's Burgers.

  • Why does everything need to have a bottle opener on it?!

  • Clampity

    My bachelorette pad needs this.

  • MustacheHam

    This is also great just incase zombies decide to crash the BBQ.

  • shashi

    "That's not a knife, THIS IS A KNIFE!"

    "Dad, this is a spork, that's a spatula and you're splashing grease on my birthday cake. How many beers have you had?"

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Nice, and not too late or too soon to order before father's day too. Thanks GW!

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