I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex/Unicorn Pasta Measures

May 20, 2015

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This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I always just make the whole package, because LEFTOVERS. I love leftovers. You know what I love even more than leftovers though? Going out to eat. Sadly, I can't even remember the last time I went out to eat at a restaurant. Or even got fast food. As a matter of fact, I can't remember anything. What is this box I'm typing in? Is it my diary? Today at school the girl I like called me four-eyes because I was wearing glasses.

Keep going for the unicorn version.

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  • PoopDiddy

    what kind of moron needs a $20 piece of plastic to measure how much pasta they need to cook? Just throw the pasta in the water you stupid asshole! Or are there really people out there that will buy anything involving dinosaurs or unicorns, no matter how worthless the item actually is?

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Is it just me, or do the adult portions look like they're incredibly close to the same size? The extra area from the women's skirts seem to almost completely compensate for their limbs being slightly smaller than the men's.

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