This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I always just make the whole package, because LEFTOVERS. I love leftovers. You know what I love even more than leftovers though? Going out to eat. Sadly, I can't even remember the last time I went out to eat at a restaurant. Or even got fast food. As a matter of fact, I can't remember anything. What is this box I'm typing in? Is it my diary? Today at school the girl I like called me four-eyes because I was wearing glasses.
Keep going for the unicorn version.