Finally, A Decent Pair Of Peanut Butter And Jelly Socks

May 19, 2015


Because novelty socks are all the rage right now for people with disposable income (I only buy six-packs of white athletic socks at the dollar store), these are the custom printed Nike Elites made and sold by Etsy seller SickestSockCreations. They cost $36(!!), are fade resistant, and look like a jar of creamy Jif peanut butter and Smucker's Squeeze grape jelly. I am more of a Peter Pan peanut butter guy myself. I do like Smucker's, but mostly boysenberry preserves. And not in a squeeze bottle, that's child's play, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are serious business. Raise your hand if you still cut the crust off your PB&Js. Now everybody look around the room. The people with their hands raised might look like adults, but are actually 6-year olds.

Thanks to Jeremy K, who doesn't even wear socks. No shit, I can smell your shoes from here bro.

  • The Sickest Socks

    Thank you as I wish I would have saw this sooner. From the family at

  • I am sorry is that a pair? Interesting. I think that novelty socks have became an innovation in socks industry and that is good. And in that aspect Nike Elites has produced a proper example of how new ideas came to support the innovation. Creativity never dies.

  • Ellie
  • the antagonist

    Jelly socks to go with my toe jam!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Alright... everyone sing with me now.

    "Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
    This is effing stupid. This is effing stupid.
    This is effing stupid. Where's my baseball bat?"

    Ah, forget it.

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