Downtown Disney in Orlando, Florida, has just announced an Indiana Jones themed bar coming this fall. I am probably the most excited a person can be about it, especially considering I'll probably never go. Florida Man has it out for me, and that guy means BUSINESS.
Jock Lindsey's Hangar Bar will seat 150 people when it opens this fall. As for the decor, it all harkens back to the movie series: The bar will feature a dry-docked steamboat name Reggie that will also serve as the patio. Ceiling fans will be made to look like plane propellers, and walls will be adorned with travel posters and postcards. The bar will serve cocktails, alongside a number of "themed small plates," like rolling boulder meatballs.
You think Marion will be there to drink patrons under the table like she did in Raiders Of The Lost Ark? Because I would challenge her to a drinking contest for the Headpiece to the Staff of Ra. But only if that filthy gestapo agent Major Arnold Ernst Toht hasn't already burnt his hand on it first. I don't want any melted Nazi on my new necklace.
Keep going for one more rendering of the interior.
Thanks to Elizabeth B, who agrees the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular has been, and remains, a solid theme park experience. Especially if you've had a couple cocktails.