Meet Gary, the internet's newest star. The six week old kitten has been dubbed Concerned Kitten due to his worrisome eyebrows. My eyebrows? I lost them in a homemade firework accident and have to Sharpie fake ones on before I go out in the public. Unfortunately my black Sharpie dried out after I lost the cap in someone's butt (technically my own) so I've been rocking red eyebrows for the past week. They kinda make it look like my head is bleeding. I have like, way more problems than Jay-Z could ever imagine.
Keep going for a bunch more shots including one with a dinosaur and another with somebody's Velcro orthopedic shoes, and a video of Concerned Kitten playing with a friend.
Thanks to Jan, who agrees we officially live in an age where having a unique looking pet can actually make you a fortune. What a time to be alive!