Captain Planet: Collapsible, Reusable Water Bottles

May 11, 2015

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The HYDAWAY is a $20 water bottle made out of food-grade silicone. They're completely collapsible and reusable (top-rack dishwasher safe), so you can feel good knowing you're not contributing to the 90,000 plastic water bottles thrown away every 60 seconds IN THE US ALONE. That's 50 billion bottles a year. You know how many plastic water bottles I throw away a year? ZERO. You know why? "You don't drink water?" No. "You recycle?" I do recycle, but that's not the reason. "You only drink out of your hands like a cowboy kneeling at a creek?" DING DING DING. *sips from hands, wipes sweat from brow with handkerchief, stares off into the sunset...whips out johnson and pees as hard as I can into creek* What? There's nothing but cattle rustlers and bandits downstream anyways.

Keep going for one more shot and the Kickstarter video.

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Thanks to Keith S, who only uses water fountains and puts his mouth on them like that one weirdo in middle school.

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