Because The Internet: Big Bird Performs Big Pun's 'Still Not A Player'

May 28, 2015


This is a video edited together by Benjamin Roberts using Bid Bird's performance of 'That's Cooperation' to make it appear he's actually singing Big Punisher's 1998 classic 'Still Not A Player'. The safe for work version though (crush instead of f***), this is a Sesame Street mashup after all. Honestly, I don't like thinking about Big Bird being a player or crushing a lot. In my mind he just sits on a giant empty nest all day and sings happy learning songs and doesn't have any sexual drive or desires at all because that would be weird and I've already thought about this for entirely too long so I'm just gonna end this article here and go crack open a beer immediately byeeeee.

Keep going for the video, as well as The Cooperation Song and Big Pun's unedited original because the hell if I know anymore.

Thanks to hairless, who's on the swim team and saves a small fortune on shaving products and swim caps.

  • Jenness

    I agree with GW, Big Bird just doesn't think on this level. He's just about rainbows and happy and learning and friends.

  • Sebastiann Elegant√© Neely

    You put "Bird Bird" in the title instead of "Big Bird", GW.

  • Geekologie

    my brain, it's awful

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