This is the Excalibur wristwatch crafted by watchmaker Roger Dubuis (previously: this version from 2013 which I kind of like more). It features the twelve knights of the round table with their swords drawn while they all solemnly swear to protect fair maidens from sorcerers and dragons. You know, I think I would have made a pretty great knight of the round table. Provided that round table was covered with mugs of grog for me to throw back and brag about how many dragons I've slayed and fair maidens I've been with. You get me drunk enough and I'll even tell you about the not-so-fair maidens I've been with. You get me blackout drunk and I'll tell you about the time I let an evil witch do ME. Those were dark times.
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Thanks to Cameron, who tells time the same way medieval knights did: guesstimating.