These are the 98 different raw foods that Dutch artists Lernert and Saunder cut into perfect 2.5cm cubes for a food-themed newspaper photoshoot. There's something really visually appetizing about the shot. Can you name all the foods? I could only identify like five, but almost everything I eat comes in the form of a microwavable meal. You know how much of my recommended daily allowance of sodium I get? Almost 3,000%. "That isn't healthy." Nothing about this nightmare I call life is healthy. You know what the guy who swallows swords and gets shot out of the cannon at the circus told me? 'How are you still alive?' I told him the only thing that makes any sense: I'm an immortal warlock.
Keep going for closeups of them all, then join a fad diet with me where we only eat things that are a certain shape.
Thanks to Shannon LR, who only eats food that comes in spheres and never travels anywhere without a melon baller.