73-Year Old Crazy Person Punches Bear To Protect Dog

May 5, 2015

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This is a local news report from Sacramento, California about 73-year old crazy person Carl Moore punching a bear in the face to protect his dog. Most people only joke about fighting bears. Carl and I? We actually f***ing do it. What I wouldn't give to sit around and drink beer with that man. Quote highlights:

The man or beast that I run from ain't been born. And his momma's already dead.


I ain't running from nothing. I never have in my whole life and I ain't gonna start now. And you're not gonna sacrifice my babies (referring to his chihuahuas) for some damn bear.

And I raised both hands in the air, and I cussed at him. Yaaaaaah get out of here you bastard! And he looked at me like go eff yourself.

He come up like this, and he turned. BOOM! I hit him hard. Tyler said I damn near corkscrewed his head.

This guy's a jerk but he ain't been back since he got smacked by Carl.

What percentage of people do you think that, faced with Carl's situation, would have acted the same way? Because I feel like he is one in a million. Maybe even rarer. He is like the Jewel of the Nile. Unfortunately, when reached for comment about the attack, the bear insisted he was just going door to door asking who's been eating his porridge, and is considering pressing charges.

Keep going for the video, then pretend you're the kind of person who's tough enough to punch a bear.

Thanks to Damien, who once jumpkicked a Yeti for throwing a snowball at him.

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