+50 Fantasy Foreplay: World Of Warcraft Bath Robes

May 19, 2015

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These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft character. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. You are going to need some accessories though. I suggest at least a magical staff or some sort of love amulet. God, I remember the first time I role-played with a girlfriend. "What did you role-play as?" Well she was herself, but she wanted me to pretend to be her ex-boyfriend.

Keep going for more shots including what several of them look like on real people.

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Thanks to Slysyv, who agrees role-playing is key to a healthy sex life after you get tired of one another for who you really are.

  • Zachary Zarko

    I like the red, black and gold one. It looks kind of satanic. Aside from being a nice bath robe, it might be useful when Mormons ring my doorbell.

    Mormons: "Hello, we're from the Church of Latter Day Saints."

    Me: "Hi, come on in. I was just preparing for a ritual sacrifice and getting ready to watch some hardcore pornography."

  • Eviltopia

    That is paladin tier. D=

  • Ozolz .

    the one with glasses, woman?

  • TheQiwiMan

    It has both male and female genitalia.

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