This is the yogurt, canned peach half and apple slices that Redditor dwimback disguised as an egg and fries to trick his kids. Looks like a healthy breakfast. You know what I had for breakfast? Breakfast, LOL -- what does it look like I'm living here, a healthy lifestyle? I had three cups of coffee for breakfast and the same for lunch. Besides, you know what the real most important meal of the day is? Taco Bell. They should hire me to do their advertising. Taco Bell: you can't argue the diarrhea wasn't worth it.
Thanks to Chinook, who likes his food to look like what it actually is.