Two Pandas Set New Lovemaking Record With Impressive 8-Minute Romp

April 3, 2015

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Seen here being watched far too intently by a zookeeper, Chinese pandas Lu Lu and partner Zhen Zhen mated for a solid 7-minutes and 45-seconds, breaking the previous record by two minutes, and my personal best by six and a half. Lu Lu has been given the nickname "Enduring Brother" for his lengthy sexual exploits, and rightfully so. If I ever lasted eight minutes I'd give myself a superhero name and start wearing a cape to bed.

Keep going for a couple more pictures because...wait, I don't know why, maybe you've always wanted to see a closeup of a panda's sex face.

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Thanks to Lisa L, who goes to the zoo specifically to bet on animal lovemaking times. Tell me -- what's the over/under on the meerkats?

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