To The Woods!: Finally, A Throwing Knife Multi-Tool

April 20, 2015


This is the 13-inch Kniper, a $75 throwing knife multi-tool designed by Urchin Sky. You can throw it at things, or use one of the other twenty-two tools, including a tobacco pipe. I'm going to throw it at my toes to teach them a lesson about always stubbing themselves on the door frame on my way to the bathroom. "But it's not our fault." Who was that?! Was that you, the one who had roast beef?! "It was the one who cried wee wee wee all the way home, I swear!" I should have known! *producing hand saw* Say goodbye to your little friends.

Keep going for a couple more pictures. Then get out there and accidentally stab yourself in the middle of the woods.




Thanks to Reid, the creator of the knife, who never actually offered to send me one. DID MY MOM MAKE YOU PROMISE?

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