Still Getting Intimate: Having Your Loved One's Ashes Preserved In A Glass Vibrator

April 28, 2015

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21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband's ashes in a "memory box", so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he's long gone. The box contains a glass vibrator with the deceased's ashes, speakers to play "your" music, an atomizer of his cologne, and a place for a ring he gave you. An interesting concept, but I'm going to bake a cake with my dead lover's ashes. Then I am going to donate that cake to a raffle at the county fair. It's what she would have wanted. "That is the last thing I want." Honey -- I forgot you were still alive! But seriously, do you see yourself as more of a red velvet or devil's food cake? Because, and I hope I'm not over-analyzing this, but I've been leaning towards devil's food because of your evil streak.

Thanks to Christian, who still agrees the best thing to do with a loved one's ashes is make fireworks.

  • How many little old women are going to buy this?

  • Wiley

    Not going to lie, before I read the title I thought that was the inside of a fancy toilet tank. But then I found out it was something far stupider, enjoy getting off to being a total weirdo, I'm not going to stop you, because freedom of everything and all that but... really? You're an idiot to me at least, and I'm entitled to that opinion.

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    Aside from the creepy, why is it so specific? Can't I put my wife's ashes in there? Or my dog's? Or the pizza I burnt? Mmmm carbon.

  • Jason Kupski

    I'll be waiting my whole life for this moment

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    bow chicka bow wow

  • John Whatmeworry

    Not an expert, but doesn't this qualify as necrophilia?

  • GoodBegetsGood

    I saw the tag "dying", I didn't see the tag "I'm dying inside". I move to have that amended.

  • DrZanz

    Now I thought I was a bit broken upstairs when it comes to sex but this is a kind of wrong that even I recognise.

  • Alternatively you could just fill it up with some gatorade or something, for afterward. Honestly, that's like the best I could come up with to make this just slightly less creepy.

  • Ed

    This is so creepy it gave me chills.

  • S.M. Archer

    Maybe the grossest thing I've ever heard...

  • Tyguy

    It's pretty disturbing that people actually invested time and money into making something like this. I mean...is there a huge demand for a dildo that holds dead people flakes in it? Seriously, how many people are going to buy this?

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  • TyDurd

    No ash filled flesh-light?

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